Dita Von Teese has a “lesbian past”

Dita Von Teese has become famous for being a burlesque star and was married to Marilyn Manson. Now, her “lesbian porn past” has come out, clearly making her the most scandalous person the Bible Belt could imagine. We think it’s hilarious–and aren’t that surprised.

According to The Sun:

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

There are no comments from Wonderbra yet, but what would they expect? She’s a burlesque star, duh. Lesbians are basically keeping burlesque alive. They also happen to buy bras.

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