For $15 you can purchase some songs on iTunes, a DVD, or perhaps even something cool on Etsy. But for the love of the Goddess, please don’t donate your cash to this awful specimen that is called The Dyke Duck.
First of all, why? Second of all, why? The web site says “The world’s first any only lesbian rubber duckie!” We assume they mean “AND only” but who knows. There will never be any competition in the dyke duck arena, we assure you, and that’s because it’s the worst idea we’ve ever heard of–and we’ve seen some pretty bad t-shirts.