Cruz and Johansson: still appealing to douchebags everywhere

Don’t get too excited about Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson’s “love scene” in Woody Allen’s upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, because they’re not alone in the scene. It’s actually actually a threesome with Cruz’s on-screen hubby/real life boyfriend, Javier Bardem. (Remember Wild Things ? And every other movie that throws in girl-on-girl action with a dude to make it more acceptable.)

While this movie will surely draw tons of delusional dudes to theaters, it won’t be earning Cruz or Johansson any GLADD nominations. On the bright side, though, it may be the first film in a long time where ScarJo plays a slightly different character. Maybe.

Unconvincing lesbians/WTF is wrong with Penelope Cruz?

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3 responses to “Cruz and Johansson: still appealing to douchebags everywhere

  1. i dont know whats the hell happened to Scarlett, i dont know what happened to her head…
    i didnt think that she can do it in one day to be in a lesbian movie…

  2. adding a dude to make it acceptable?!?!?! but that goes against the sanctity of hetero marriage!!!!

    you know what I’m getting at.
    😉

  3. there’s actually 2 sex scenes and one of them is sans hubby. not saying it will portray lesbianism perfectly but hey, it’s good for a little puerile voyeurism…

    http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2008/02/penelope_cruz_to_get_it_on_wit.html

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