This just in: the following people are not lesbians, in case you thought that they were.
–Leelee Sobieski: “I have friends of all sorts and I judge nothing, but I like men,” she told the New York Observer. Queer girls everywhere shrug apathetically ask, “Who?”
–Stana Katic: Despite luring Selma Blair to her lesbian lair in Feast of Love this fall, Katic told the New York Post, “As a kisser, I would say Selma was very titillating. It was my first time kissing a woman . . . I had a great time with her. But I reconfirmed to myself that I’m 100 percent heterosexual.”
Everyone is apparently gay until proven straight.