The new XBox 360 game, Mass Effect, which is slated for release this November, offers creepy teenage boys everything they could ever want: violent galactic warfare, freedom fighters, artificial intelligence and “hot” alien lesbian sex.
Apparently, this “steaming lesbo nookie” takes place when the player chooses to play as the female character and becomes more than friends with a female humanoid alien. Because that’s so hot. (Note to game manufacturer BioWare RPG: why even bother creating a male character?)
What a babe, right?
No wonder so many men end up being creepfests who think that you digging chicks means you’ll invite him over for a dip in a hot tub, followed by an endless threesome. Don’t worry girls, it was totally normal for you to make your female Sims make out.