Great new guys, rumor has it that Paris Hilton has been cast to play a lesbian in Prisoner Cell Block H: The Musical.
Tabloid insider states, “Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she’s happy to kiss another girl for the audience and actually thinks it’ll be fun to play a lesbian.”
“She’ll also get to stretch her vocal chords and she loves that.”
Get siked, she will be singing, acting, and making good use of prior hacked Sidekick experience. Overall a triple threat of pure LOL’n to the grave.