The premise of this weekend’s Festival of the Babes in Portland sounds like it would be pornographic, but it’s even better than imagined. FOTB is instead a lesbian soccer tournament. Just take in the amazing possibilities of lesbians and soccer, all together in one place for an entire weekend.
Each team comes up with an inspired name (Gays Anatomy, Chippendykes, Female Body Inspectors among them) and then play 4-5 games until one of the teams becomes the winner. But at a lesbian soccer tournament, we’re all winners, and that’s why they also host parties over the weekend so the losers still have fun.