Our fave male media homo, Perez Hilton, “reported” today that Pink and Carey Hart’s marriage could be in trouble. Apparently, sources spotted the motocross dude making out with some random in a club (classy) while his wife’s touring Europe. Let’s give him some credit and assume all those bike accidents must have caused some brain damage. Seriously, who cheats on Pink?! Anyway, if this is the case, we can only hope that she’ll just finally come to her totally gay senses and quit it with the whole “bisexual”/”trisexual” thing.
Alecia Moore, we’re on to you. I mean really… look at these photos:
Check out that wallet chain!